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Friends Only! [Dec. 21st, 2012|12:00 am]


Okay guys! So here's the deal.

LJ doesn't want our porn.

What LJ doesn't see... doesn't hurt them.

So we f-lock the porn.

If you want to read the porn... you friend me.

And then I friend you back.

It's that simple!

And if you want, you can drop a line or two in the comments. I don't mind hearing why you're friending me at all!



Although I have to make sure you know what you're getting yourself into. If you're friending me, it means that you know that adult content will be posted here, alongside squee, geek, and much dorkiness. If you are a minor or if it is illegal for you to view adult material wherever you might be, please don't make my life and harder than it already is and don't get me into any sort of legal trouble by reading mah pr0nz.
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For those of you lucky enough to have been pulled into writing me an exchange fic! [Dec. 20th, 2012|11:59 pm]
What To Do and Not Do when making a gift fic/art for Tamara!



Fact: I participate in too many exchanges

Fact: I am not telling you, random fic author who has me friended who just happened to stumble upon this useful guide, what to write. This is for exchanges only and those authors/artists who are still flailing hopelessly trying to piece together something at the last minute (or just want to be prepared/well-informed).

Fact: Smut is always appreciated. The internet is for porn! \o/



Harry Potter Fandom



Heroes Fandom



Scenarios, Kinds, Squicks, that sort of stuff

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Heroes 50 Table - Sylar/Claire [Dec. 20th, 2012|11:58 pm]
01 Wish. 02 Need. 03 Dream. 04 Search. 05 Destroy.
06 Fly. 07 Swim. 08 Freeze. 09 Jump. 10 Run.
11 Mother. 12 Father. 13 Brother. 14 Sister. 15 Child.
16 Love. 17 Hate. 18 Sex. 19 Apathy. 20 Work.
21 Second. 22 Minute. 23 Hour. 24 Day. 25 Year.
26 Birth. 27 Life. 28 Death. 29 Heaven. 30 Hell.
31 Earth. 32 Air. 33 Fire. 34 Water. 35 Spirit.
36 Rain. 37 Snow. 38 Wind. 39 Sun. 40 Moon.
41 Crimson. 42 Mask. 43 Breath. 44 Sacrifice. 45 Devour.
46 Writer's Choice. 47 Writer's Choice. 48 Writer's Choice. 49 Writer's Choice. 50 Writer's Choice.
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Fic Challenge #1: Meet the Parents [Sep. 4th, 2007|01:45 pm]
[Current Mood |awake]
[Current Music |Rooney]

Hate to post twice in one day, but because of the Wildly Enthusiastic response (paper, anyone?) to my poll in such a short amount of time, I figured I would just go ahead and do it!

Challenge Details behind the cut! )

Also, if you live in England/London-area, please, please, TAKE THE POLL. I'd really, really love a headcount at least for this thing. I know it's early, but still. So far I know [info]drunken_hedghog, [info]kendas, and [info]swizzasnake are most likely on board to meet up, so hee! :3
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Two propositions! [Sep. 4th, 2007|11:15 am]
Hey guys! I know I've been posting a ton lately - not to mention a TON OF FIC - but anyway. I've been considering this for a while now and was wondering if any of you would be up for it.

My f-list is growing at a rate, which, quite frankly, amazes me, so I figured I'd up things a notch for you guys.

[info]laurel_tx started this idea, and I thought it was just fantastic. Every now and then she issues fic challenges to the people on her f-list, and those that submit something get personal pimpage posts from her for whatever they've written as long as it meets the criteria.

I thought that was a spifftastic idea for me to propose with Heroes (since she covers most of HP-verse and this f-list is more Heroes-centric anyway).

I would give you the parameters and a deadline and you would write and send it to me and, if you're within said parameters and before the deadline, you get personal plugging from me! Sound like a good idea to you guys? It seems like it could be really fun, no? :3 And it's, of course, optional, so you don't have to feel obligated to write anything if you don't want to.

And then, on another note, WE HAVE OUR TICKETS TO ENGLAND EEEEEP so I want your guys' input! I'd love to meet you guys and I know that there has been interest in having a London Fandom meetup!

Okay, that's it. I swear I'm working on Part Eight now. Nnnrgl.
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Head? Meet Desk [Jul. 19th, 2007|05:18 pm]
Okay. Normally I stay out of this mess. Really. I usually just go *RANTRANTRANT* at [info]flipbeter , [info]jesslared , [info]ohbutwait_ily , and occasionally [info]threthiel9 , as well as anyone else who dares instant message me at the time/be conveniently online (this would make you a target, don't deny it), but this time... *breathes deeply*

What is this? Strikethrough '07 the Sequel?? It's widely known that sequels are NOT as good as the originals and this is just jlfkjdsfasdf. *gnashes teeth* I'd say Tamara Has To Choke A Bitch, but IDUNNO, LJ might come to consider "a bitch" to mean "the president" and "choke" to mean "literally murder" which would make me a clear threat.

(Which, um, wow, kudos to you, president-hating-person [this is not sarcasm], the one person out of 7 pages of comments within almost less than 4 hours that doesn't concern teh pr0n. Respect.)

I cannot fully articulate horribly pissed off I am about this.

I looked through all of the comment-threads. Most of the comments. Mainly paid attention to the threads in which [info]burr86  decided to go out of his way and actually do some clarifying. Which, uh, he didn't. There was mainly a whole lot of skirting around the issues and avoiding doing actual clarifications. Like how someone else said in that thread (dammit, I can't find it now) that he seems to be doing a lot of ignoring, particularly those people who are asking for specifics - where are you drawing the line? What constitutes literary/artistic value? Are friends-locked entries in danger, too? - in a very LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU way.

They keep mentioning the Miller Test. So I looked it up. The first problem with this is the fact that even in their definition do they admit that this is a very iffy, subjective issue:

Another important issue is that Miller asks for an interpretation of what the "average" person finds offensive, rather than what the more sensitive persons in the community are offended by, as obscenity was defined by the previous test, the Hicklin test, stemming from the English precedent.
Because it allows for community standards and demands "serious" value, some worried that this test would make it easier to suppress speech and expression. They pointed out that it replaced a stricter test asking whether the speech or expression was "utterly without redeeming social value"--a much tougher standard than "serious" value. As used, however, the test generally makes it difficult to outlaw any form of expression. Much pornography has been successfully argued to have some artistic or literary value ... The advent of the Internet has made this definition more difficult to maintain: as material published on a web server in one place can be read by a person residing anywhere else, there is a question as to which jurisdiction should apply.

It's also said to be made up of three parts:

  • Whether the average person, applying contemporary community standards, would find that the work, taken as a whole, appeals to the prurient interest,
  • Whether the work depicts/describes, in a patently offensive way, sexual conduct or excretory functions [2] specifically defined by applicable state law,
  • Whether the work, taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political, and scientific value.
Helloooooo America. Founded by puritans, people so uptight even the British threw them out of their country. Funny. I was just talking to my mom the other day about how much I want to live in Germany again. Soon.

The third condition is also known as the (S)LAPS test ((Serious) Literary, Artistic, Political, Scientific). The work is considered obscene only if all three conditions are satisfied.

Okay, so, aside from the fact that, altogether, that has to be the must subjective thing ever to be argued over - again, where are we drawing the line between artistic/literary value and ZOMG U R DEH BANNINATED!! - but let me draw your attention to the fact that the Miller Test has to rely on yet again another test for clarification, the Hicklin test. So I went to look that one up, too.

Funny, look what we find!

...focus on the entire work when judging obscenity rather than isolated passages. In 1957, the Roth v. United States case answered the question about First Amendment protection of obscenity. Justice William Brennan claimed that sexual materials that are considered prurient and are not socially important are not protected under the First Amendment and are, therefore, open to censorship. However, the vague wording about social importance led to confusion in future obscenity court cases.

Seriously, LJ? You're going to rely on this to back up your already vague statements and then defend yourself by repeatedly claiming "I'm not a lawyer?"

Not to mention - dear god, this is not a coincidence - that you do this right during Potterdaemmerung? When most of HP fandom is in hiding/hiatus/supahfilters? Way to be. WAY. TO. BE.



We will return to your normally scheduled porn after this short message.

ETA: Okay, public now. Sorry about that. I meant this to be public all along. *more headdeskery*

Have calmed down a bit. After reading through their clarifications, have come to the following (assumed) conclusions. I asked about them - haven't gotten an answer yet. But I'm pretty sure that this is what stands as fact now for some pretty good guidelines to follow:

  • Writing smut about a minor, because she just incidentally happens to be that age, with the porn not being just *because* she's that age - because you just like the character - is fine. Don't exult the age in a sexual context. People may be underage, but, you shouldn't flaunt that. Write for the sake of the character, not their age.
  • Given that it would actually take someone to report you for you to get banninated, I'm guessing an f-lock should do the trick if you're paranoid *raises hand* and trust your f-list.
  • Just because X thinks your story isn't of literary merit and is really just all about the porn with that minor over yonder because he/she is a minor... lj is not going to just put a giant *DELETE* stamp over you. They're probably going to be more careful after what happened with Strikeout and give fair warnings and all of that.

I have that up for clarification over at that post at the moment, so we'll see if I have to go in and edit this again to confirm/deny that my assumptions are true. XD

ETA 2: If you don't know what Strikethrough '07 was, look here. I have covered it all in a footnote comment HERE for those who were too afraid of eljay in the good old days to sit and wait to see what happens!
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FIC -- HEROES [Jul. 2nd, 2007|01:54 pm]
Pssst, f-list! Particularly those of you that are HEROES FANS.

Are any of you familiar with the amazing body of work-in-progress called the [info]shoebox_project????

It's okay if you're not. I know not all the Heroes!fans on my f-list are Potter!fans. It'll just add to the excitement if you are.

WHAT??

So the other day, Friday to be exact (we think), [info]flipbeter, [info]jesslared, [info]ohbutwait_ily and I embarked upon a glorious journey. The plan? 1. Petrellicest was to be created. 2. The likes of which the world has never seen before. 3. With as little angst as possible (you can't blame us if it's there - that ship was MADE FOR ANGST). 4. Involving mixed media.

What happened?

[info]the_sc_files happened. Part One will be up on JULY 4TH, MARK YOUR CALENDARS. There will be visual aids to an epistolary beginning and more on its way.

The premise is rather simple: set in 1996, Peter is in high school, Nathan is in TEH NAVY, Gabriel Gray has just transferred into Peter's high school, and there are some rather adorable six-year-olds by the name of Zach and Claire running around a Texas playground. Ted is getting married, Matt is in the Police Academy, and it's going to be a great time. Told through letters, scraps of paper, and memories, it's a Heroes multimedia project, AHOY!



THE SUITCASE
is a particularly nice sort of specimen used mainly to hold things in, especially if those things are memories, and if your name is Peter Petrelli

THE HERO
happens to have hair of the flippy variety that makes you wonder if there is a non-emoting bone left in his body, but, really, he's an alright sort of 16-year-old, although with a penchant for being just a tad messy and for listening to too much music

THE BROTHER
is his hero and isn't around enough, although he tries - and if you don't know that by now, Peter will make sure to remind you of it time and time again

THE SIDEKICK
is rather underappreciated, really. He wears a bowl-cut because his mother believes in cruel and unusual punishment - or so he has convinced himself - and believes in the Devil, particularly if said Devil wears a Janitor Uniform

THE OTHERS
are there because we love them just as much. Between people barely out of their nappies, and people getting married, and people being Perpetually High, it looks to be a very good time in the end.

Layout profile code thanks to Jaz and Reversescollide


(Also - *does the paid account dance*)
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HEROES CHARACTER MEME [Jun. 28th, 2007|02:51 pm]
Because I feel like doing something fun for fandom, I bring you the first ever...

HEROES CHARACTER MEME 2007

In order for this meme to be successful I need everyone who is interested to participate and to pimp it!

The way the meme works is simple. Under a character name reply with a comment that states the livejournal name of a person that you think for one reason or another is most like the character. You are allowed to vote for yourself.

To make it easier to locate who you are looking for, the characters are listed in the following order: Main Characters - Supporting Characters - Recurring Characters - Animals.

If there is a character that you do not see, feel free to add him/her at the end of the meme.

The meme is open until Friday July 6th when the threads will be frozen at 23:59/ 11:59pm EST. That gives everyone a week to promote the meme and themselves. After the threads have been frozen, then the votes will be tallied by myself and [info]jesslared. Results will be posted in 24 hours.

Those who win get a custom icon made for them by the lovely and amazing [info]flipbeter that will more or less resemble something like this, for example.

Sorry, no anonymous voting allowed. That having been said.................

GO!
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Fic: Red Suits You (Sylar/Claire, NC-17) [Jun. 19th, 2007|12:09 am]
Funny. No one responded to my last post. Hm. *scratches head*

So I guess I should have been working on my [info]reversathon fic, but fueled by procrastination this ended up coming out instead. And I owed you all some Sylaire. The first of a series of sorts that I'm planning. Let's see who can guess my epic idea first! :D

Title: Red Suits You
Character: Sylar/Claire
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Spoilers through Season 1. Sex, knife play, D/s, and allusions that won't quit.
Summary: The first of an epic series, so to speak. Let's see if you all get my pattern. :D
Disclaimer: Not profiting of this, unfortunately enough. Should it come to this, this is AU and all characters involved in sexual relations in this story are 18 or older.
Author's Notes: Won Best Other Het Fic (R-NC-17) at [info]bestofheroes

Once upon a time... )
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Drabbles Part I (4/15) [May. 25th, 2007|04:42 pm]
I was going to wait and post five... and then Inell's drabble seems to have run away from me. Yeah, DEFINITELY not a drabble anymore. XD Hope you guys like them!!









Fascinating Creature - Won Best non-Supernatural Crossover Fic at [info]bestofheroes
Should it come to this, this is AU and all characters involved in sexual relations in this story are 18 or older.

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Mah fanfictionz haz wun prizes, yo [Dec. 31st, 2001|11:59 pm]

















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Fanlistings! (constant work-in-progress) [Dec. 31st, 2000|11:59 pm]
Self-Identity



OTPs



People



Authors



Books



Characters



TV Shows



Movies



Music



Actors



Actresses

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Mah roleplayz. Let me show u dem. [Dec. 31st, 1999|11:59 pm]
[info]honour_bright

Honour Bright is a post-HBP Harry Potter RPG that is set in present day. Currently there is a storyline where the Triwizard Tournament has been brought back and there have been reports of missing children. It is a shared universe of fic, roleplay, past-fic, and past-roleplay.



[info]heroesrpg

Heroes RPG is an RPG set post-Season One Finale and goes AU from there on.



[info]the_leaky

[Complete]
The Leaky was an adult HP RPG post OOTP that went AU that consisted of a lot of Crack and Sex and Homosexuality.



[info]shoeboxrpg

[Complete]
Shoebox RPG was an RPG that took the characters and storyline of the infamous [info]shoebox_project and turned it into an awesome RPG that ended up being more Death Eater-centric than Marauder-centric. It was pretty awesome.



[info]secretskept_rpg

Secrets Kept is a post-war HP RPG set in 1999. It's a lot of Crack and a lot of Fun and a lot of Original Characters and it's basically just me playing with three other people. So we all have a lot of characters that I am just too lazy to list.
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